I fell in love with those wacky, Satan-worshiping freaks known as Coil back in the 80's, and this summer I was delighted to learn that they actually have their own Christmas song.
Coil - Christmas Is Now Drawing Near
It's really quite a beautiful song. It's from their Winter Solstice: North single, part of their seasonal cycle that was released in the late 90's. I bring it to you now, in anticipation of the holiday I hate most of all.
You can learn more about Coil at their Wikipedia page.
Merry Christmas, sinners!