Thursday, September 27, 2012

Percival Ravenwood Cordially Invites You...


I have decided to split off all dark entries from this blog to their new dark home, hosted by the most noble of gentlemen, Percival Ravenwood, Esq.

Percival has been gracious enough to take in all black ambient, experimental, Halloweeen-themed, and literature posts from this Hardcore Math User blog.  All existing posts will remain active, but will contain redirect links instead of content.

It was time, really.  I was trying to do too much at once, and at bottom Hardcore Math User is really about original dance music recordings from my days as a signed artist, and retro electronica mixtapes.  Think of Percival Ravenwood, Esq. as a dark spinoff.

So go take a tour of Percival's dank drawing rooms and unfinished cellars.  There are hidden passageways and haunted cupboards, and the help is always at hand.

It's just in time for Halloween.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Found Audio: Uptown Laundromat


This morning while doing my laundry I was greeted by the unexpected and delightful surprise of beautiful harmonic sounds coming from the surrounding machinery.  I immediately dropped what I was doing and recorded the moment.  I'm so glad I did, for moments later the machines went on with their business, and the convergence died.

Uptown Laundromat 15 Sept 2012.mp3

It really sounds like a moment in a Brian Eno or Steve Roach soundscape.  Utterly breathtaking.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

3 Second Rule (3 Second Delay Mix)

Two friends of mine dared me to watch this video by Lisa Gail Allred on the same day, so I did.  The chatter was that we had another Rebecca Black on our hands, so I stopped what I was doing and watched the video right away.

Cut to me loving Lisa Gail Allred.

Yeah, Rebecca Black just got served.  Lisa Gail Allred's fame might not reach the fever pitch that Black did last summer, but there isn't any denying her lack-of-talent-as-a-novelty-talent appeal.

I loved her song The 3 Second Rule so much, I made a remix.  As I do.

Lisa Gail Allred - 3 Second Rule (3 Second Delay Mix).mp3

Bad is the new good.  Remixed.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

'95 Jungle Sound Murderah


Back once again for another old school collection.  This time we’re going to the back of the crate for some heavyweight classics that will absolutely melt your face.  Spanning the crucial '92 – '95 era, we let drum and bass legends Roni Size, Goldie, Bay B Kane, Andy C, and Aphrodite take us on the ultimate jungle safari back to where it all began.  
These are some of the songs that got me seriously hooked on the jungle / drum & bass scene when I first got my start as a producer in the early 90’s.  I remember completely feeling the intelligent vibe as I listened to Goldie’s Jah, Rogue Unit’s Nocturnal, and EZ Roller’s Rolled Into One.  The combination of complex rhythms, mathematical symmetry and lush keyboard sounds absolutely floored me.  
I'll never forget the first time I listened to my then brand new vinyl copy of Boogie Times Tribe's Real Hardcore — absolutely changed my life.  Later on, my CD copies of Goldie's Timeless and D'Cruze's Control were worth more to me than my car.  My love for jungle / drum and bass has burned bright ever since.  This mixtape is a tribute to these masters of the dark arts.  
Having said all that, I can't let this mix go out without a nod to what I consider to be the original jungle track – the one that came before all the others, the one that I never listened to without a pot haze around my head: The 1991 Version Galore mix of Meat Beat Manifesto's Radio Babylon.  This track truly lit the spark in a gasoline-filled warehouse, and has got to be my favorite jungle / drum & bass track of all time.  This is the third recent mixtape of mine to include samples of this monster tune.  
All of the songs have been sped up to 170 bpm to give the mix a modern feel, but each song’s original pitch has been preserved to maintain the old school vibe. Many snippets go uncredited, such as Van Kleef's Life Began Changing, Randall & Andy C's Sound Control, and A Guy Called Gerald's 28 Gun Bad Boy.  There are some fresh bootleg remixes (456, Dancer), and one is an unreleased song of mine from 1994, when I was just learning my jungle chops (Congo Menace).  
This one goes out to DJ Spree.  Let’s get 2012 off to a proper start.  OH GOSH! 
Track list:
  1. The Intelligent Jungalist - Double Barrel
  2. Amazon II - Booyah (Remix)
  3. Danny Breaks - Step Off
  4. Kane & The Paraquat - Addikshun
  5. Phuture Assassins - Roots 'N Future (Altern 8's Dark Future Remix)
  6. Bay B Kane - Hyd & Seek
  7. Dillinja - You Don’t Know (Remix)
  8. Roni Size - Phyzical (Vintage Remix)
  9. Remarc - Drum N Bass Wise (Remix)
  10. Da Intalex - What Ya Gonna Do
  11. Rogue Unit - Nocturnal
  12. Roni Size - All The Crew 'Big Up' (95 Lick)
  13. Pascal - Freedom
  14. Chuck E. - Smokin’ A Blunt
  15. DJ Krust - Jazz Note
  16. Money & Dubtronics - Jungle Jazz
  17. Goldie - Jah
  18. Bay B Kane - Giant Steps
  19. Ironik - Believe In (Remix)
  20. Bay B Kane - Jump Up Jungalist
  21. Hardcore Math User - Congo Menace
  22. Tom & Jerry - Dancer (Hardcore Math User Remix)
  23. Tic Tac Toe - 456 (Hardcore Math User Remix)
  24. Tom & Jerry - For The Gold Teeth (F.N.T.)
  25. Boogie Times Tribe - The Dark Stranger (Johnny Jungle Remix)
  26. Kid Thunder - Life Goes On
  27. Roni Size - Timestretch (Origin Unknown Remix)
  28. Roni Size & Krust - Witchcraft
  29. EZ Rollers - Rolled Into One
  30. Foul Play - Being With You (Remix)

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If you just can't get enough of that drum and bass vibe, check out these other menacing mixes on the Hardcore Math User network: 



Thursday, November 17, 2011

Thanksgiving Head Fuck


Remember Rebecca Black's Friday?  The one that got covered by Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon?  Well, Ark Music Factory is at it again.

This time, instead of recounting the days of the week, their new pre-teen icon Nicole Westbrook reviews the year's holidays, landing on Thanksgiving.  And we are, she assures us, going to have a good time.

Yeah, I had to remix it.

Nicole Westbrook - It's Thanksgiving (Hardcore Math User's Buzz Kill Remix)

I'm not sure why, but I'm deeply impressed by Ark's formula.  I'm trying to think of another production team that's shot to such an insanely high level of fame (infamy?) in such a short period of time, and I can't.  They're repeating almost verbatim the list of ingredients that went into Friday, with the notable exception of letting the young female vocalist of the moment handle her own rapping duties.  (The rapper dude from Friday is relegated to backing vocals, and makes for a hilarious addition to Nicole's Thanksgiving party in the official video.)  Notice a complete lack of huge record label here, by the way.

I'm also ashamed to admit that I find the entire thing endearing, in a sick, twisted kind of way.  I mean, the girl has no idea what she's doing when she tries to get all street with her rap skills -- and by "street" I mean "Christian, upper-middle class, gated cul-de-sac".  Yet somehow the video finds a group of friends enjoying each other and themselves in a disarmingly innocent way.

Fuck you for making me love you, Ark Music Factory.  Just fuck you.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Allusions And Homages To Mrs. Regera Dowdy


This post has been moved to my new dark music / lit blog, Percival Ravenwood, Esq.

The new link for this post is here.

Friday, September 9, 2011

The Dreadful Occasion 12"


This post has been moved to my new dark music / lit blog, Percival Ravenwood, Esq.  

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